Tourist Organization

Posted: March 21, 2016 in Page 8: Coming to Terms with Bad

Tourist Trap2016
Photograph altered with Microsoft Paint.

You may notice ‘your eminence’: our eminent wise man of theoretical physics and of our otherwise—if not for his wisdom—unfathomable universe, the genius, the terribly wheelchair-confined bespectacled doctor, Dr. Stephen Hawking; our hero rising to his feet and miraculously marching forth (foreground, bottom-left) toward the hordes in his awe-inspiring study of mass and force, or more precisely: in the study of the popular masses and the pointless laws governing their attraction—to tourist attractions, or rather distractions. Thumb up. Like. An engineer with a selfie stick. Nothing by itself has ever amounted to much.


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